Holey Moley
It must be fall, because teeth have been falling out of Fluffy's head like crazy. She has three holes now, excellent for slurping noodles. And we're not just talking skinny little somen noodles. Aside from the choking risk, she could, in theory, slurp three huge udon noodles all at once.

So anyway, Fluffy was rather incensed that the Tooth Fairy has been slacking off her job. She came to me the other day, hands on hips, and huffed, "She didn't put the dollar in a bag again! She just left it on my bed. She must be new!"