Right on Target
I never grab a basket or shopping cart, because I'm only planning to buy a couple of things. Of course, by the time I reach the checkout, my arms are loaded down with all sorts of essentials. Today I stood in line at Target with a weird assortment - two cans of Raid, rope, candy, baby wipes and a broom. (yes, I am going to lure little children into my house with candy, tie them up, spray them with Raid, sweep them out of the house, and clean up the mess with baby wipes) I dropped one of the Raid cans and screamed because I thought it might explode. People look at you funny when you scream while standing in the checkout line at Target.