Belly Flop
In my never-ending quest to embarrass myself and whatever family members happen to be around... Scooter and I were kicking a soccer ball back and forth as we headed to the soccer field for Fluffy's game. I now know that I should not wear floppy rubber slippers and run after a soccer ball on a grassy field with a big beach bag slung across my back. I tripped, my bag went flying over my head, and my entire body hit the ground all at once. I had grass stains, not only on the knees of my jeans, but on my pockets and all over the front. Fell down right in front of a referee and all the parents. Someone should have videotaped it. I'm sure it could have been worth some money.